In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth, and He said, "The evening and the morning were the first day", because He knew there would eventually be a Super Bowl. Of course, as usual, the heathen got confused, messed up, and switched everything around b-ass-ackwards; and religious folks bought into it, because they want everyone to at least feel guilty about something. But really spiritual folks know that any football game played after 6pm on Sunday is actually being played on Monday. So the only real question is whether Super Bowl Sunday/Monday is also the only day of the year when you can have a Bud Lite at half time, while watching Madonna "Vogue" for "World Peace". I am happy to report there was no obvious wardrobe malfunction. Burp! Not really, this year.
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